Kama Sutra Lovers' Paintbox

Wouldn't you know it: You feel like a beached whale stranded on a daybed and your husband thinks you've never looked sexier. Meanwhile, the only thing you're hot for is a pint of Chunky Monkey. Can two people with such different hopes and dreams ever find happiness?

Satisfy both of your urges by having dessert in the bedroom tonight. Three delicious flavors of chocolate body paint (milk, white and dark chocolate) will have you craving seconds and your husband wondering what's gotten into you. (Don't tell him it's merely the sugar rush.) Comes with a paintbrush packed in a sexy wrapped box. Who knew you were both so compatible?