Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Gloss

So you're officially showing. You've popped. You've got the bump. And let's not even discuss how much bigger your boobs have gotten since you've been pregnant. But even with (or especially with) all that growing going on, you still want to look pretty. So, hey, why not plump up the lips while you're at it?

Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Gloss. Sure, the puffy feet and moon cheeks aren't necessarily the sexiest part of pregnancy, but you've learned to embrace your big baby belly and amazing new cleavage. Why not make your beautiful face look swell, too? This gloss comes in a sweet little gift set and is packed full of lip-plumping technology (let's not think too much about what that involves) that will have you looking more like Mama Jolie than Fred Flintstone. And when you get to that holy-God-I'm-huge phase, maybe a little sparkly gloss on your pouty lips will divert all those strangers' stares a little more northward.