Top Funny Quotes YOUR Kids Said About Farts and Poop

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I was at lunch with my mother-in-law yesterday and my son (2) was saying bye to her. As she was walking away, he yelled across the street, "Grandma! I tooted!" I turned red as people eating started to laugh! —megib

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