Funny Names for Boobs After Breastfeeding

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Your boobs used to be glorious, perky, full, gravity-defying wonders. Then came pregnancy and breastfeeding, and now you practically have to scrape them up off your thighs to load them into your bra. Here are 15 hilarious monikers for your seen-better-days ta-tas. Hey, it's better to laugh about them than cry (or start calling plastic surgeons.)

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