Tourist Halloween Costume
- A loud American tourist:Your kid
- Tour guide:You
- Hawaiian shirt
- Khaki shorts or pants
- A straw hat
- A money belt or fanny pack
- A handful of maps
- A camera
- Get your kid dressed up in the Hawaiian shirt and pants or shorts.
- Help him strap on the fanny pack.
- Sling the camera around his neck and toss the hat on his head.
- Hand him a stack of maps and send him out to "tour" the neighborhood.
- Make sure he stops to ask for directions every few feet and pitches a fit when he can't find a McDonalds in this "bleepin' country"!