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This morning I said something to my boys (age 3) about needing to behave. Alex assured me with a grin, "I'm being have!"
What's something funny your kids have said lately?
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Quoting jlockyer710
While out to dinner one night, I pointed to the menu and said to my husband "Oh, this is my favorite wine". Two days later while walking into a crowded movie theater, my younger daughter said she wishes she could drink soda, because it's her favorite, to which my older daughter replies loudly, " Mommy's Favorite drink is WINE!!!"
Awesome! Hahahahah! I know its MY favorite!:-)
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While out to dinner one night, I pointed to the menu and said to my husband "Oh, this is my favorite wine". Two days later while walking into a crowded movie theater, my younger daughter said she wishes she could drink soda, because it's her favorite, to which my older daughter replies loudly, " Mommy's Favorite drink is WINE!!!"
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Quoting bubbabrown1210
My daughter said that she had a bad dream last night and when we asked her what it was about she said, "Someone told a joke and it wasn't funny!" Poor her...that was her bad dream...kind of funny to me but not to her.
That's too funny.
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My daughter said that she had a bad dream last night and when we asked her what it was about she said, "Someone told a joke and it wasn't funny!" Poor her...that was her bad dream...kind of funny to me but not to her.
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Quoting ducklings
Conversation between sisters watching Hercules:
Juliana (2.5): I want the bad guy to hold me... I wanna marry him.
Madeleine (5): What?! Are you serious? But he'll just lock you in the dungeon.
Juliana (with the most serious look on her face): What. Oh. My. Dod. Fo realz?!
That is so cute! Amandolynn, make sure to send your child my way. I sure could use a superhero!
Angelo told Marc this weekend that he "was feeling higly motivated" to get his science report typed and printed, but because Marc had to make a stop at home before going to the library he was "causing him to lose his motivation".
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Conversation between sisters watching Hercules:
Juliana (2.5): I want the bad guy to hold me... I wanna marry him.
Madeleine (5): What?! Are you serious? But he'll just lock you in the dungeon.
Juliana (with the most serious look on her face): What. Oh. My. Dod. Fo realz?!
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Well, I was playing my MMORPG earlier and I did something stupid on there and muttered, "Dammit!" My 23 month daughter then promptly balled her little fists up and slammed them down on the TV stand while yelling, "Dammit!"
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My little one was looking out the window a few minutes ago, waiting for it to stop raining so we can go outside and out of the blue she said, "It is time for a super hero!" She went off and got her blanket, put it her shoulders and said, "Ok, I am ready, there is a car parked where there is sign saying they can't, let's go." She said this all in a very official sounding voice.
I am not sure what she planned to do about it. If it stops raining and the car is still there, I guess we will find out. It is nice to know there is a super hero close by, weather permitting.
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LOL! I bet that was ... interesting. ;)And I bet in future he'll make sure he knows the difference! ;)
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Not so much something said but something funny that was DONE this weekend:
We were going to have BLTs for lunch, so we sent Angelo (11) down to the corner store to get a head of lettuce and an extra tomato for us because we didn't have enough. Its only 2 blocks away, and he likes to ride his bike down there. He came back with some oreos (we gave him extra to get a treat), a tomato and a head of lettuce.
Only, it wasn't a head of lettuce.
So, we had delicious (??) bacon, cabbage and tomato sandwiches for lunch!
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