Mama Merit Badges
Because you've earned it.
Parenting can be a thankless job. (If you've ever cleaned poop off the nursery walls, the stroller and/or your leg—four days in a row—you know what we mean.) Of course you deserve some recognition for all your hard work, but no one's exactly handing out badges for surviving a trip to Target with a toddler. Are they?
Mama Merit Badges
Mama Merit Badges. Break out the sash, mama, there's a new scout in town. And these ain't your everyday badges. Mama Merit Badges allow you to reward yourself for your hard-earned parenting victories. Finally reclaimed the marital bed as the marital bed? Buy a badge! Made it through dinner with the kids at a place pricier than Mickey D's? Buy a badge! Breastfeeding calluses on your nipples finally healed? Buy a badge! There's no end to the rewards you deserve as a mama. We say buy the entire set and wear them proudly … right next to that spit-up stain on your shoulder.
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