Remember all the annoying things your mom used to say to you as a kid? Find yourself saying them now? WE do, too! It's like parents are hardwired to repeat the same sayings they heard as kids. And the craziest thing is that those sayings are sort of effective. (Shhh, don't tell your mom!) So sit back, get out your Easy-Bake Oven or Matchbox cars, and laugh as you read about all the other parents that say the stuff they swore they'd never say to their own kids!