Alternate Names For The Terrible Twos
My third child is 2 years old. They call it the terrible twos for good reason. But now that I've been to this particular rodeo a couple of times, I have some alternative suggestions for what to call this phase of life.
- The "I Am Not Having Any More Kids" Phase
- The "Don't Get Distracted by Facebook for One Minute or Your Baby Will Burn Down the House" Phase
- The "Totally Exhausted Momma vs. Fully Energized Baby Steel Cage Battle of Death" Phase
- The "Seriously Contemplates Going Back To Work Full Time" Phase
- The "It Would Be Funny Except For The Fact That She is My Child" Phase
- The "Five Trips to the ER in Six Months" Phase
- The "Nightmares about Triplets" Phase
- The "Your Child Is Covered in Self-Inflicted Bruises and You Hope No One Calls the Authorities" Phase
- The "Gain or Lose 10 Pounds From Unyielding Stress" Phase
- The "All My Phone Calls End With 'Oh No! Baby! I've Got to ... Click'" Phase
- The "Please Let Me Avoid What Appears to Be Imminent Death" Phase
- The "My Baby Is a Chicken Hawk Who Thinks I'm Foghorn Leghorn" Phase
Provided byKristin Wilson Keppler & Julianna W. Miner
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