Jennie Garth & Mompetition
Like on St. Patrick's Day, there was this mom who had made a lunch bag for her kid with all green foods—a green bagel, green Jell-O—and on the outside of the bag she wrote all nice and cute, "You are my lucky four-leaf clover!" I thought to myself, "Oh man, I didn't do that for my kids. Maybe I could have. Maybe I should have!"