5 Completely Useless Apps You Gotta Have
Get your procrastination on with these five totally useless apps! They're a perfect way to waste time in the dentist's waiting room, during a long commute or whenever unadulterated boredom strikes.
- iFart, 99 cents (iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch)
As its very straightforward name suggests, this app serves one purpose: to produce, ahem, gaseous sounds. There are literally thousands of different types of toots to satisfy your not-so-secret sense of potty humor. (P.S. There's also a free app called Who Farted? in the Android market!)
- Hold On!, 99 cents (iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch)
Have you ever wondered how long you can keep your finger pressed to your smartphone? No? Well, now you can find out! Just press the button labeled "hold on!" and the timer shows how much time you've wasted, down to the millisecond.
- SimStapler, Free (iPhone, iPad, Android)
If you've always dreamed of stapling the Declaration of Independence or the Magna Carta but never had the chance, you'll want to download SimStapler. This uselessly awesome app for moms allows you to staple historical documents, staple up to 1,000 sheets of paper together or just practice your stapling skills.
- Harmonica, 99 cents (iPhone, Android)
Prepare for a career in bluegrass music with the Harmonica app for iPhone and Android. To make music, just hold your phone to your mouth and move it around as you would with a real harmonica. Just be sure you (or your kids) don't slobber all over it!
- Virtual Zippo Lighter, Free (iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, Android)
This app truly has no purpose, but we guarantee you'll feel like a badass igniting a (virtual) Zippo lighter with a flick of your wrist. Bonus badass points if you light it whilst wearing a leather jacket.
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