New Parent Apology Cards

New Parent Apology Cards are the perfect modern correspondence for the Age of Awkwardness. Now you can say you're really, really sorry with a heartfelt and humorous message: "With no small amount of embarrassment, we would like to apologize for destroying your restaurant. We know it looks as if a disgruntled rock band just left but the truth is, we are just an average family …." You get the idea. Come on, anyone who doesn't find that a teensy bit funny shouldn't be serving the public. There are 15 different notes for all the occasions you hopefully won't encounter. But at least you can rest secure in the knowledge that if your kid marks up your neighbors' couch with a Sharpie or takes a poop in their pool, you've got exactly the right card for the occasion.