
Debate: PajamaJeans
Julie says: I just got a pair of PajamaJeans. They are perhaps the best thing in the history of ever. I am now an Evangelist for them. I have gone from being in favor of them to being like OH HELLS YEAH, go get you some. The people at my kid's school will be very sorry to see that I will no longer be rolling up to morning drop off in *actual* pajamas. Because I am far too sexy for that now. Several of you may wonder about the claim that these magical pants make asses of all sizes look hawt. My rump is on the large side and I am rocking these things like a hurricane.
Kristin says: In the long sad history of bad ideas, this is the worst. And I say that after carefully considering the bad ideas that gave us the "spork" and "Bennifer" and "chillax." Really, is it too much to ask that when you get out of bed, you just consider real pants? And, if you're so incredibly late that your only option is to go to drop off in your jammies, then embrace that fact. Wearing PajamaJeans just makes it look like you tried really hard to look like you were late. And, while I'll agree that Julie's derriere is atypical in that it IS awesome; for mere mortals, PajamaJeans just makes your bum look like it's melting into the backs of your knees. And there's no amount of gale force winds that can fix that.
Kristin says: In the long sad history of bad ideas, this is the worst. And I say that after carefully considering the bad ideas that gave us the "spork" and "Bennifer" and "chillax." Really, is it too much to ask that when you get out of bed, you just consider real pants? And, if you're so incredibly late that your only option is to go to drop off in your jammies, then embrace that fact. Wearing PajamaJeans just makes it look like you tried really hard to look like you were late. And, while I'll agree that Julie's derriere is atypical in that it IS awesome; for mere mortals, PajamaJeans just makes your bum look like it's melting into the backs of your knees. And there's no amount of gale force winds that can fix that.
Provided byKristin Wilson Keppler & Julianna W. Miner

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