9 Things You Shouldn't Do While On the Potty
I wonder if there will ever come a time when my children realize that there are certain things they should not do while taking a schmidt. Perhaps I should have been more clear regarding my expectations of appropriate pooping behavior.
Here is a horrifying and incomplete list of things I have had to tell my kids not to do while sitting on the potty:
Here is a horrifying and incomplete list of things I have had to tell my kids not to do while sitting on the potty:
- Eat a sandwich
- Read a library book while you are also wiping yourself
- Scream at your brother that you need privacy while insisting that the door must remain open
- Attempt to karate kick the shampoo bottle on the edge of the tub
- Finally remember to tell me that the permission form for the field trip is due tomorrow and expect me to hear you
- Practice your curveball
- Say "MOOOMMM! YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THIS."
- See how hard you can pull the shower curtain before it rips or crashes down on your head along with the bar that it was hanging from
- Ask anyone in this family to keep you company while you "squeeze it out" because you're lonely or scared
Provided byKristin Wilson Keppler & Julianna W. Miner
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