As parents, we teach our kids that lying is bad
and that honesty is the best policy
. That's all good and fine, until your kid goes and starts telling the truth all the time ... to your mother-in-law ("Mom says you're mean!"), to the sales clerk ("Who on earth would ever pay for this ugly thing!?") and to the random man next to you on the corner ("Excuse me, why are you so old?"). Here are our favorite, funniest quotes from our members' honest kids.