Kids Say the Darndest Things Vol. 2
Submitted by Erin
Here's a highlight reel of the funniest kid quotes and antics shared with us by PC parents over the last few weeks. Comment on your favorite funny kid quote, or submit one of your own here. We'll be asking every weekend, so keep a pen and pad handy to jot down those comic gold nuggets as they roll in!
I caught my daughter dancing along to the Beyoncé single ladies song, trying to copy Beyoncé's moves — in my stilettos!!
Emmas_mummy
Emmas_mummy
"Mommy, you are out of control!!" (when I reprimanded him!)
Twinmomma
Twinmomma
My daughter (3½) came in from outside and noticed that I had swept and mopped her room. She said, "Mommy I am so proud of you! I knew you could do it!"
Mymaggiebaby
Mymaggiebaby
For Valentine's Day, we took my stepson to a hockey game and hotel two hours from home. Halfway home the next morning, he asked how much further. We told him one more hour, and he said, "Ugh! This is the worst day of my life!"
Kjsmama
Kjsmama
I had a glass of wine with dinner last night, and when I kissed my son goodnight, he said, "Mommy, why have you been drinking daddy's shaving cream? It smells funny."
Erin
Erin
My 3-year-old said to me: "Mommy, I love your hair. It's so beautiful. But it's so messy."
ljzmami
ljzmami
"I have a fwog in my fwoat — and it hurts. I fink the fwog bit my fwoat."
NHmom2jack
NHmom2jack
"You stay there Mommy, I'm going to come in and scare you!"
Devad
Devad
While nursing my 3-month-old, my 2½-year-old, tired of waiting for her to finish, told me to "put my boob away."
nyc_regans
nyc_regans
"My 2½-year-old son comes into our room the other morning, climbs up onto the bed and sees my husband's underwear and says: "Those are the biggest underpanties I ever saw!"
MichX155
MichX155
I asked my son what he had for lunch and he told me vegetables. I was suprised by his answer so I asked him what kind of vegetables. He replied: "bologna, cheese, crackers ..."
MDandJLscott
MDandJLscott
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