Kids Say the Darndest Things: Vol. 3
Submitted by Alisa
Here's a highlight reel of the funniest kid quotes and antics shared with us by PC parents over the last few weeks. Comment on your favorite funny kid quote, or submit one of your own here. We'll be asking every weekend, so keep a pen and pad handy to jot down those comic gold nuggets as they roll in!
We were in the fruit section of the grocery store. Sarah was helping me get the fruits into the bag, when coming up on the lemons, there was a lady who was taking her time and I couldn't get to them. I wasn't in a hurry, so I stood there for a minute. She turned around and said "Oh! Excuse me! Was I in your way?" I said, "Oh don't worry about it." But my daughter replied, "YES!" The woman responded, "Don't you love kids' sincerity?" I was blushing. ...
mlsloan7
mlsloan7
I have two girls, ages 7 and 4, and am currently pregnant with my third daughter. While we were all watching a movie together, my husband places his hand on my belly and says, "Mom, make me a boy!" My 4-year-old looks at him strangely and says, "Dad, you're already a boy!"
tricia381
tricia381
I wore a V-neck shirt on Thursday, and after changing my son's clothes that morning, he stood up on the bed, looked down my shirt, pointed to my cleavage and asked, "Is that your butt?"
JulesBerg
JulesBerg
My 3-year-old says sooo many things! My husband came out of the shower and she walked in the room when he was dressing, she asked him "Daddy! Where's your panties?"
mlsloan7
mlsloan7
I asked her who she wanted to come to her birthday party and she said, "Daddy, Uncle JJ and Santa."
DevaD
DevaD
My 3-year-old is always jumping on top of me or squeezing me in some way. The other morning while grabbing my belly, she asked, "Mami, are you squishy like a trampoline?"
ljzmami
ljzmami
My 2-year-old niece Cecelia stayed with us this weekend, as my sister has a new baby, and she was in my room as I was getting changed after my shower. She noticed my black and pink striped bra and asked, "Auntie Soph, why are your boobies stripy?"
SophieGray
SophieGray
We were at dinner at a local restaurant we frequent and after my husband excuses himself from the table, my almost-two-year-old says to the waiter, "My daddy poops a lot" ... then starts shaking her "yes."
tryin4aboy
tryin4aboy
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