Kids Say the Darndest Things: Vol. 4
Submitted by Paul
Here's a highlight reel of the funniest kid quotes and antics shared with us by PC parents over the last few weeks. Comment on your favorite funny kid quote, or submit one of your own here. We'll be asking every weekend, so keep a pen and pad handy to jot down those comic gold nuggets as they roll in!
My daughter said, "Mommy, if I was attached to Daddy's belly button inside of him, and then I came out, you'd probably be the nice one, and he'd be the more serious one, right?" craftymama
My 6-year-old when asked if he was going to help when the baby came replied, "Yeah," but he wasn't going to help change the diapers because he can't handle the stink!
secondtimemommy2
secondtimemommy2
When my 6-month-old boy laughs, we laugh with him but he stops suddenly and frowns at us. It's sooo adorable.
amzybal
amzybal
My almost-three-year-old has been going up to me and my family saying "dude ... noggin," then she head butts them. She has also been saying, "smack your bootie" after she hits someone's butt.
juicymom
juicymom
Firefighters visited my 5-year-old's school last week. When asked what she knew about them, she replied, "Mommy gives HOT firefighters dollars." Teacher didn't know she was talking about boots for babies :-)
amy_evans85
amy_evans85
Yesterday was LJ's birthday party. So when I asked her if she had fun at her party, she said, "Yeah, I'm a party girl!"
ljzmami
ljzmami
"I've got a hankering for pancakes"!
Dharmasmommy
Dharmasmommy
I told my son he looked handsome. He said, "That's RUDE! How'd you like it if someone called you ham?"
Erin
Erin
I was at lunch with my mother-in-law yesterday and my son (2) was saying bye to her. As she was walking away, he yelled across the street, "Grandma I tooted!" I turned red as people eating started to laugh!
megib
megib
We had turkey bacon with brunch today and my 5-year-old asked why we had to have "fake" bacon and could I please make the real stuff next time!
loganbenn
loganbenn
My 3-year-old was belting Miley Cyrus' "Best of Both Worlds" in the car, but instead of the words above, she was singing (with all her heart) "It's the Vegetable World!" I started singing that too!
craftymama
craftymama
When we pulled into the Pizza Hut parking lot tonight, my son said, "But Daddy, Pizza Hut gives you heartburn." It's so funny that a 3-year-old would remember that!
momtoon
momtoon
Joey was helping me with the dishes. He asked, "Mommy, is this dish soap made in America? 'Cause if not, we probably better not use it." Where does he GET these things?
Erin
Erin
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