Kids Say the Darndest Things: Vol. 6
Submitted by Dara
Kids speak their minds. Parents crack up. Here's the latest high-larious highlights:
"My 2-year-old daughter and I were at church last week and during the opening prayer when it is usually quiet, she yells out loud: 'I MADE CACA!'
"My 3-year-old saw me nursing my 3-month-old and told me that when he grows up he wants to eat boobies too. I started cracking up! Typical man!"
"My 3-year-old nephew was being mean, so I covered my face and pretended to cry. Then I opened my eyes only to see him stripped down and jumping up and down in front of me saying: "Naaaked! Naaaked! Haha, I made you laugh!"
"My 3-year-old asked me why girls sit when they pee and I told him we don't have peepee's like boys. So, then he said: 'Well, can't you just go to the peepee store and buy one?'"
"I grabbed my son's hand to stop him from running into the road and he yelled out in an Italiant accent: 'Mama, you breaka' ma hand!'"
"We were driving in the car chatting about the new baby we are going to have this November and my 5-year-old son came out with this comment: 'Mom, ya know, babies are very expensive.'
"My 5-year-old daughter was at her grandma's and when I called, I asked if she wanted to talk to me and she said: "Actually, I'm kinda busy drawing a horse. I'll just see you at home."
"After being hit by a ball by my 4-year-old, my 3-year-old came up to me and said: 'Mum, she hit me in the nuts.' I almost keeled over. It's a shame
all the kids on the street are 8+ and are teaching my kids!
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