"My sister was on webcam and had her boobs hanging out. My 19-month-old daughter told her to put the puppies away."
"My 5-year-old son asked if his pee pee was in a 'good spot'."
"My 6-year-old said while in the car: "Mommy, I see the Deer Crossing Sign outside. Do deer know how to read signs?" I replied: "No." He said: "Then, how will the deer know where to cross the road?"
"My friend is preggo and let my 2-year-old feel her baby move and he said: "She got a BIG tummy ache mama." He thought her tummy was growling!
"I was in my bedroom getting changed with my daughter in the room. I accidentally farted and my 2-year-old said: "Oops mommy, your poop's talking!"
"At a baby shower my 4.5-year-old son was in the pool with another boy when it started to rain. I heard the boy say: "Hey, its raining," and my son responded: "Yeah, it's called a baby shower!"
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