Kids Say the Darndest Things: Vol. 8
Submitted by Erin
Everytime we turn our A.C. on it smells like urine in the house. Last night, I asked my husband what could be causing it and my 5-year-old chimed in from the other room: "Oh, that's because you keep turning off the bathroom lights at night so I just pee in the vents."
angelamkelsay
My daughter ran up to me at the park and grabbed my hand and my car keys. She said: "The fun is over, Mommy. I gotta poop!"
ImariahsMom
A woman told my daughter that she's cute. My daughter replied: "I'm bad, but I'm BEAUTIFUL!"
ettkh
My 3-year-old told me this morning: "Mom, you are SERIOUSLY getting on my nerves!"
barneya1
I'm 20-weeks pregnant and my 2-year-old was laying on my tummy and feeling the baby kick. He said: "Peanut is kicking me but I can't kick her back 'cause you ate her."
Msbre09
In the grocery store, my 3-year-old announced: "Mom, people keep looking at me....(long pause)... it's probably because I'm so cool!"
mdsox
My 4-year-old just said: "Mom, my brain just wants to say baaaaad words!"
Rocas09
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