Questions I Can't Answer

I used to think the awesome and hilarious questions you get from kids stopped around age 5, but OH NO. Here are a couple that I've gotten recently from my kids and their friends, for which I have no answer:

Miss Julie? You know "Accio"? From Harry Potter? The spell that makes stuff come to you? Does that work on people?

Mommy? You know the new kid? The one who's from the Land of China? And his mom's from here but from Out of State? But he can only speak Chinese? I think I can speak Chinese but he can't understand me when I speak Chinese to him and why is that?

Mrs. Miner? How long does it take to become a scientist? The doctor kind? How much longer after that until you get minions?

Miss Julie? You know that song? The awesome one? About the lady? Do you have it on your iPod? It goes like this "mmmmmmmmmmmm baby" or something? Can we hear it?

Mrs. Miner? Remember that time at your house when we watched that movie On Demand and ate popcorn? And you let me use the remote to order it On Demand? Even though my mom never lets me do that? Because she says I'll order something inappropriate by accident like that time before with the naked people?