7 Tips for Playing "Go Fish"
Tip #2: Ask for the same card every single time, until someone finally throws it at you.
Tip #3: Offer cards to someone even if they haven't asked you for them.
Tip #4: If someone asks for yellow starfish and you have three of them, hand him only one.
Tip #5: Cry when you run out of cards, even if you are winning. "I don't have no more cards! My cards all gone! Waaaa!!!"
Tip #6: Declare to be the winner no matter what. ("My won!")
Tip #7: Ask to play again. And again. And again.