Spice Up the Bedroom: Things Not to Say in Bed
We all know a little pillow talk can spice up the bedroom and lead to a little heat between the sheets. But sometimes talking in bed can be a total turn off. Here are 6 things never to say in bed if you want to do anything other than sleep:
report abuse- "Gee I'm gassy tonight!" Never admit to flatulence if you want to get it on with your man. Blame it on the dog. Or the baby. Or both.
- "Oh honey, your mom called " Don't mention your lover's mom in bed. Ever. End of story.
- "So why do you think you got passed up for that promotion?" If you want to spice up the bedroom, don't emasculate your man!
- "We need to talk." If you have to have one of those conversations, have it in the kitchen.
- "Yikes! I need a bikini wax!" Don't draw attention to the fact that you need a little grooming down there. Your man couldn't care less about a little overgrowth in the heat of passion.
- Anything, and we mean ANYTHING about having sex with an ex! In fact, anything about an ex period.
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