The Pinocchio Tape Measure
Size really does matter.
It seems like pregnancy is all about measuring: How much do you weigh? How thick are your thighs? How big is your belly? How much have your feet grown? With all the focus on size, you'd think you were a guy. But despite the fact that you used to regularly lie about your size, there's no escaping the real numbers when you're pregnant. And since you're obviously not great with the truth, you might need the help of someone more honest.
Pinocchio Tape Measure" target="_blank">The Pinocchio Tape Measure
This nose-growing Pinocchio cannot tell a lie when it comes to measuring everything from your waist (so you can order bigger pants... again) to nursery furniture (so you can fit it through your door). So trust him to keep you honest about inches (or centimeters) until the end of your pregnancy, when you can start obsessing about the baby's size—and lying about your own again.
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