Pregnancy Symptoms: Gas & Farting
Not when you're pregnant! During pregnancy, you don't even feel them! It's like one minute you're trying to find the carton of eggs that doesn't have any cracked shells and next thing you know the man behind you just fainted. (Oops was that me?) The only good thing is catching your partner off-guard. Now we can finally teach them a lesson: "Do Not Stand Behind, To The Right Of, To The Left Of, Or In A 5 Mile Radius Of A Pregnant Woman."
Well I guess in the end this pregnancy symptom isn't a bad thing. At least it's just a fart right? Too bad no one will believe you if you try and blame the dog.