You heard a million times how becoming a mother is the most beautiful experience in the world (so true!). And you were also warned that childbirth hurts like a monstertrucker blazing out of your vajayjay (again, so true!). But there are also some particularly gross and downright disgusting details that friends, doctors and midwives neglect to mention. So we're doing our sisterhood duty and sharing the blechiest birth stuff we went through. (And we pinky swear it's all true!) Dear mamas-to-be: Don't say we didn't warn you!