Fast-Food Baby Names
Who knew—fast food is just as awesome at naming children as it is at taming them! So, in honor of the drive-thru, we've rounded up a few of our favorite fast-food-inspired baby names! (Would you like fries with that?)
Ronald
Name your kid Ronald and he'll join a notable bunch: President Ronald Reagan, astronaut Ronald Evans and, of course, the big clown in red and yellow himself!
Wendy Wendy is a seriously adorable name. Period. Bonus cute points to you if you style your little Wendy's hair in gravity-defying pigtails!
Arby Give him a kingly name like Arby (it means "high"!) and he's bound to sit atop a throne one day. (It'll probably be a throne made of roast beef sandwiches. But that sounds pretty awesome to us!)
Queenie Give little Arby a queenly sister to sit on a throne made of ice cream and sprinkles. They'll be rulers of your house and the entire fast-food universe.
Carl & Junior How can you go wrong with these two? Kim Kardashian loves them; Paris Hilton loves them; Audrina Patridge loves them. Need we say more?
Jack Jack is a totally trend-defying name when a completely diet-defying restaurant inspires it. And we're pretty sure naming your kid after this fast-food chain doesn't guarantee he'll end up with a giant Ping-Pong ball of a head.
Robin Ahhh. Comfort yourself with the soothing sounds of a singing Robin. Or with some of french fries! Yummm, indeed.
Nathan This one's a classic. Just be sure to monitor the number of hot dogs he eats at barbecues—unless, of course, you want him to be the 2035 Hot Dog Eating Contest champ!
Wendy Wendy is a seriously adorable name. Period. Bonus cute points to you if you style your little Wendy's hair in gravity-defying pigtails!
Arby Give him a kingly name like Arby (it means "high"!) and he's bound to sit atop a throne one day. (It'll probably be a throne made of roast beef sandwiches. But that sounds pretty awesome to us!)
Queenie Give little Arby a queenly sister to sit on a throne made of ice cream and sprinkles. They'll be rulers of your house and the entire fast-food universe.
Carl & Junior How can you go wrong with these two? Kim Kardashian loves them; Paris Hilton loves them; Audrina Patridge loves them. Need we say more?
Jack Jack is a totally trend-defying name when a completely diet-defying restaurant inspires it. And we're pretty sure naming your kid after this fast-food chain doesn't guarantee he'll end up with a giant Ping-Pong ball of a head.
Robin Ahhh. Comfort yourself with the soothing sounds of a singing Robin. Or with some of french fries! Yummm, indeed.
Nathan This one's a classic. Just be sure to monitor the number of hot dogs he eats at barbecues—unless, of course, you want him to be the 2035 Hot Dog Eating Contest champ!
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