Product Placement Baby Names
Looking to score a sponsorship during your pregnancy? Check out these money-makin' baby names, then sit back and wait for the funds to start rolling in!
Apple - More techy, less Gwyneth.
Nike - Nike was the Greek goddess of victory long before the "swoosh"!
Levi - Grass stains not included!
Bing - Who knew—Microsoft's search engine makes a fab '50s-inspired name!
Allegra - Just in time for allergy season!
Dawn, Ivory & Dove - Just think how clean-cut your kid could be.
Evian & Dasani - In case you're feeling particularly thirsty during your pregnancy.
Mercedes, Ford & Bentley - You get a free car when you name your baby after one ... right?
report abuseApple - More techy, less Gwyneth.
Nike - Nike was the Greek goddess of victory long before the "swoosh"!
Levi - Grass stains not included!
Bing - Who knew—Microsoft's search engine makes a fab '50s-inspired name!
Allegra - Just in time for allergy season!
Dawn, Ivory & Dove - Just think how clean-cut your kid could be.
Evian & Dasani - In case you're feeling particularly thirsty during your pregnancy.
Mercedes, Ford & Bentley - You get a free car when you name your baby after one ... right?
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