You Stole My Baby Name ... for Your DOG?!
WTH???? You stole my baby's name and gave it to your DOG? You knew I wanted to name my son Henry. You've always known that I wanted to name my son Henry. I've had that name reserved for years. When we found out the sex I told you again that we were planning on using that name, and a month before I give birth you announce that your "baby's" name is Henry?? (BTW, I can't stand when people call their animals their "babies".)
And then to add insult to injury you have the nerve to inform me that you won't be upset if I still use it? You're giving me permission? Gee, thanks. Like I want my son to share his name with your overweight, drooling, pooping-on-the-street pug! Like I want to be over at your house, call my son, and have your mangy mutt come running. So thank you, but no, I'll find a new name. But you should know that this is not something I'm going to forgive or forget for a looooong time.
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